Ode to the Kilt Set of 4 Placemats


Our GK Ode to the Kilt set of 4 placemats is a tongue-in-cheek Gillian Kyle celebration of Scotland's infamous and beloved indigenous tartan garment. Each placemat features 1 verse of this fun little poem; have fun reading the whole thing aloud round the table!
Ode to the Kilt
Oh, I love to see a Scotsman clad
In the whole 9 yards of of tartan plaid
Well-measured to make sure it fits
And covers all the hairy bits
For only he is man enough
To wear a skirt to strut his stuff!
For weddings, rugby, black-tie do,
Oh Donald, where’s yer troosers noo?
Don't miss the matching tea towel, in the full Gillian Kyle GK Odes Collection. Or why not have a look at the rest of our range of placemats and coasters?
* cork-back hardboard and melamine placemat * size – 22.5 x 22.5 x 0.5cm * made in the UK * suitable for warm (not hot) plates and dishes only * please wipe clean with a damp cloth and do not immerse in water


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Ode to the Kilt Set of 4 Placemats

£48.00 £24.00

Ode to the Kilt Set of 4 Placemats

£48.00 £24.00

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