Ode to the Kilt Tea Towel


Our GK Ode to the Kilt Scottish tea towel is a rather tongue in cheek Gillian Kyle celebration of Scotland's infamous and beloved indigenous tartan garment.

Ode to the Kilt
Oh, I love to see a Scotsman clad
In the whole 9 yards of tartan plaid
Well-measured to make sure it fits
And covers all the hairy bits
For only he is man enough
To wear a skirt to strut his stuff!
For weddings, rugby, black-tie do,
Oh Donald, where’s yer troosers noo?

* sturdy tea towel in 100% cotton * measures approx 50 x 78 cm (19.5 x 30 inches) *made in the UK


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Ode to the Kilt Tea Towel

£15.00 £7.50

Ode to the Kilt Tea Towel

£15.00 £7.50

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