Ode to the Kilt tea towel
Ode to the Kilt Tea Towel

Ode to the Kilt Tea Towel

£9.95

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Our GK Ode to the Kilt Scottish tea towel is a rather tongue in cheek Gillian Kyle celebration of Scotland’s infamous and beloved indigenous tartan garment.

Ode to the Kilt

Oh, I love to see a Scotsman clad
In the whole 9 yards of of tartan plaid

Well-measured to make sure it fits
And covers all the hairy bits

For only he is man enough
To wear a skirt to strut his stuff!

For weddings, rugby, black-tie do,
Oh Donald, where’s yer troosers noo?

Don’t miss the matching coasters, or see the full Gillian Kyle GK Odes Collection.

A 100% cotton tea towel with Gillian"s original Ode and illustration. Measures approx 48 x 76 cm (19 x 30 inches) – large enough to tackle even the largest pile of washing.

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