Ode to the Kilt placemats by Gillian Kyle
Ode to the Kilt Set of 4 Placemats

Ode to the Kilt Set of 4 Placemats


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Our GK Ode to the Kilt set of 4 placemats is a tongue-in-cheek Gillian Kyle celebration of Scotland’s infamous and beloved indigenous tartan garment. Each placemat features 1 verse of this fun little poem; have fun reading the whole thing aloud round the table!

Ode to the Kilt

Oh, I love to see a Scotsman clad
In the whole 9 yards of of tartan plaid

Well-measured to make sure it fits
And covers all the hairy bits

For only he is man enough
To wear a skirt to strut his stuff!

For weddings, rugby, black-tie do,
Oh Donald, where’s yer troosers noo?

Don’t miss the matching tea towel, in the full Gillian Kyle GK Odes Collection. Or why not have a look at the rest of our range of placemats and coasters?

  • cork-back hardboard placemat
  • size – 225mm x 225mm x 5mm
  • matt laminate
  • digitally printed
  • made in the UK
  • set of 4

Our placemats are suitable for warm plates and dishes only; please wipe clean with a damp cloth and do not immerse in water.


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