Our GK Ode to the Kilt set of 4 placemats is a tongue-in-cheek Gillian Kyle celebration of Scotland’s infamous and beloved indigenous tartan garment. Each placemat features 1 verse of this fun little poem; have fun reading the whole thing aloud round the table!
Ode to the Kilt
Oh, I love to see a Scotsman clad
In the whole 9 yards of of tartan plaid
Well-measured to make sure it fits
And covers all the hairy bits
For only he is man enough
To wear a skirt to strut his stuff!
For weddings, rugby, black-tie do,
Oh Donald, where’s yer troosers noo?
Our placemats are suitable for warm plates and dishes only; please wipe clean with a damp cloth and do not immerse in water.